Wanted: Wanda

My name is Wanda and I am a water bottle.

I am clear and as you can see I have nothing to hide.

I come with a  pink cap and am available in many colors to fit your personal aesthetic.

My hourglass shape fits to the curvature of your hands perfectly.

My favorite part of the day is when you press your lips against mine.

In a sense I am the vessel that gives you life.

Without me you could possible DIE, why throw me away??

Knowing this you should carry me every where you go especially when working out.

When your friends call me clingy…… tell them I saved your life ;p





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