La vera pizza italiana

I am a round Italian pizza

to be authentic I need two besties:

  • Buffalo Mozzarella
  • and Sicilian Tomatoes

Nowadays, people dress me up with anything (Pineapple, seriously???) that comes to their mind, and they feel its cool,

but I feel unappetizing.


I have a sexy round body, and I don’t care about keeping my diet. Cause I love ❤ being fat 

I love myself, so please don’t mess me up with your imagination and creativity.

Enjoy me caresses me, squeeze me, love me, but please use your hands I swear I won’t be offended 
and also to mention I am a racist against cutlery.

ADORO!!! (Lovin’ it)





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