I am a round Italian pizza
to be authentic I need two besties:
- Buffalo Mozzarella
- and Sicilian Tomatoes
Nowadays, people dress me up with anything (Pineapple, seriously???) that comes to their mind, and they feel its cool,
but I feel unappetizing.
I have a sexy round body, and I don’t care about keeping my diet. Cause I love ❤ being fat
I love myself, so please don’t mess me up with your imagination and creativity.
Enjoy me caresses me, squeeze me, love me, but please use your hands I swear I won’t be offended
and also to mention I am a racist against cutlery.
ADORO!!! (Lovin’ it)