BY cycle

I am a young, sexy and attractive bicycle 

born in Amsterdam. My name is Ruben. I am made of Valyrian steel

and I am most authentic when:

  • I am driven on Amsterdam Canals;
  • when they put two extra wheels for the kids;
  • when they add an extra basket on the side when my owner has kids;
  • when my sexy owner paints me;
  • when they put tulips on me in April;
  • when I am self-fixed by the ownerwhen my tire is flat;
  • when I go for a ride with another brand new hot bike;
  • but most of all I am authentic when I get stolen every two weeks.

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