I am a young, sexy and attractive bicycle
born in Amsterdam. My name is Ruben. I am made of Valyrian steel
and I am most authentic when:
- I am driven on Amsterdam Canals;
- when they put two extra wheels for the kids;
- when they add an extra basket on the side when my owner has kids;
- when my sexy owner paints me;
- when they put tulips on me in April;
- when I am self-fixed by the ownerwhen my tire is flat;
- when I go for a ride with another brand new hot bike;
- but most of all I am authentic when I get stolen every two weeks.
