Self-sufficient Shoes

I am classical shoes. But I think I am too boring. People can use me just for walking.

If I could be upgraded, I would add to pimp my body with:

  • 4 wheels  to be faster
  • engine to travel without any effort
  • a TV screen to enjoy my favourite series
  • headphones to listen to music anytime
  • gas to light up my cigarettes
  • a beer-opener to be drunk whenever I want
  • heaters to warm up feet during freezing winters
  • air-conditioner to refresh feet during summer

I am self-sufficient. I don’t need anybody to live with. I can entertain myself and others while travelling everywhere.

I can fit everywhere, I am not scared about globalisation.

You & me can fall in love for sure.



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