I am classical shoes. But I think I am too boring. People can use me just for walking.
If I could be upgraded, I would add to pimp my body with:
- 4 wheels to be faster
- engine to travel without any effort
- a TV screen to enjoy my favourite series
- headphones to listen to music anytime
- gas to light up my cigarettes
- a beer-opener to be drunk whenever I want
- heaters to warm up feet during freezing winters
- air-conditioner to refresh feet during summer
I am self-sufficient. I don’t need anybody to live with. I can entertain myself and others while travelling everywhere.
I can fit everywhere, I am not scared about globalisation.
You & me can fall in love for sure.